At least you love me enough to eat me Zetsu-san

well if you're gonna be like that bacat then maybe i won't say it.

XD

Cmon Ordy... *sigh* fine..... but i wanted to figure it uot on my own... u know when it appears in the anime...

AH, I wasn't being mean... I was just saying, you should post it, the hell with asking us :P I mean, I'm not going to be angry if you post it... I might not even believe it... *le sigh*

Okay here goes then......the leader....of the Akatsuki.....is none other than.........

ABURAME SHINO!!!!!!

Pffffffttttttttt!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD

hehe... see, I told you I might not believe it....

..................?

yeah, that'll be interesting

XDXDXD

Hehe, i would have believed if u had said it was Pakkun... LMFAO!!! XD XD XD

Think about it, we've never seen Shino's eyes b4 so they could look like anything and his hair shares a striking resemblance to the AL's (if you spike out the afro) and he's pretty secretive and there's also the fact that he could be operating that telepathy by using bugs to transmit an image of each Akatsuki subordinate. So There you have it Shino's The Akatsuki leader

i dont know....

okay... yeah... sure... and that's why no one notices all those lengthy absences... umm... no... I just can't see it...

Oh and let's not forget that his voice is vaguely mutual to the AL (because Shino's JAP voice sounds like a 20 year old dude)

But they Never showed a reason for Shino to ever go evil of againt the world........

Yeah and he's out alot........AAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO*starts crying*

Nope... don't believe it..

DAD WAS RIGHT!! I'M A MORON!!! YOU WERE RIGHT TOO BULLHAMMER!!!!! I *SNIFF* NEVER GET ANYTHING RIGHT!!! * on floor in fetal position*

I try so hard to be smart but I'm fail all the time!!! I dont deserve to be around all you smart people!! I can't even read!!!

Everyday i keep getting dumier and dumier!!! They used to pick on me in high school and call me retarted brain boy!!!

lolx, thats not true... XD, but i g2g now, super sleepy, ohio!!!!guys..... Zzz Zzz

That's why I don't go to college, I'm an idiot!!! *cries louder*

*le sigh* don't cry... cause... uh... I'm being nice again... that's a positive thing, right?

black: OK, lets eat ramen ---white:yea, but we DON'T eat ramen --- black: It is now ---white: yea, Sasukedude really succeeded to kill our appetite.

I'm a Failure!!! WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! And you guys don't have to talk about me in pm, just tell me I'm an idiot to my face, everybody else does!!!

lol...

uh, good, and here i thought i'd have to say it through a PM and not in the public Forum.....

now everyone can here it...

See? You can't even think of anything positive about me cuz there is nothing positive about me, I'm a dummi gummi bear dummi head!!!

In a way... ur making us sound like idiots with ur sarcastic comments sasukeDude... it kinda pisses me off.....

That's it BullHammer go ahead and laugh!!! Your brain isn't retarted, mines is, I'm am not on your level!! I guess now you win your sick little game you sick sick man!!!

harhar... I do like gummi bears... hehehehehe....

But I'm not lying, I'm an idiot, you said so yourself!!

nah.... Bigty, we don't do this all the time... sasukeDude is just being a moron..... we all know it, but im just dumb, i can't even ignore him like everyone else here!!... i just wanna talk smack back to him!! its just an uncontrolable urrggh, u know??!! T_T""

I hate ppl that do that!!... they act all nice... but only to get what they want... and if we diagree, they go balistic!! and gets all pissed off... then come back and act like nothing happened...... maybe.. u r mentally unsatble....

Thank u for repeacting what i said.... i was about to say the same thing!

*sigh* I guess you got a point there BullHammer, I am really just trying to see how comedy works at my expense, so far not very good but getting there.

Wait, wait... so is Zetsu-san really ordy??? Cause I haven't seen ordy post in a while... but "Zetsu-san" pretty much started when ordy stopped...

Bacat keeps hurting my feelings though.

Yea... Ordy has his quirks... but u know he's a pretty observative kinda guy...... he's picked up some aspects of.... the opposite of himself.... although there are still similarities...... but Zetsu cant be Ordy... Ordy is out studying.. right?? hehe..

did you go to that link he Zetsu-san gave us, his name is right there on the forum users panel.

there are two sides to every coin and Zetsu-san/Ordycitizen just flipped that coin. Turns out it's tails.

I thought he was hiding and, oh, what did he say... pondering his mistake about my name... I miss his crazy theories, oddly enough... *le sigh* WHA?? I'm hurting your feelings??? If that's so, I suggest you take satan-kun's earlier advice and get that backbone he was talking about :P

Hmmm, I must have missed that link, because I never went "there"....

No I was kidding Bacat, you've been sweet. ^_^

....thats the attitude i don't like..... *sigh*..

Bull... you seem to be in a particularly foul mood... was it the lack of sleep?? hmmm... does someone need a hug :P hehe

Thanks Bacat... but its not the sleep... i got other things in my mind.... lol.. i guess i didn't bounce back like i said earlier.. lol ^^"

Hey Bacat for being so sweet I have a present for you (and no it's not my D**k in a box) It's better than MS's corny old present. Just follow this link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00M1BDtC-jo

other things, hm? Well, I'd ask, but I don't like to talk about my own "other things" much myself... so, meh... sweet like gummi bears.... yummy, hehe

pffffffffffttttttttttttt. hahahahaha.... hahahahahahahahaha.... *dies*

like i said, act just like a kid... ^_^"

LOL!! XD

mmm, but that's part of my charm XD just ask satan-kun :P

don't think i left you out BullHammer. Since you are my enemy and everything here doesn't mean we can't be friends so i got you this. Enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm1BxJOK7HU

lol charm??...... hehe, sure XD

LMAO!!! XD XD i always new, deep inside, u were a fat white women with a funny accent with man trouble!! XD XD XD

the hell?????? was that???????? yes, "charm" something you obviously lack :P

Ehh... i call my perverted-ness my charm.. lol XD

nope, that's not charm, that's simply perverted-ness :P

Fine... umm... my..... sexy bod!!! LOL XD... yea... that my charm right there!!! XD

no Bullhammer lacks ettiquette, he's not distinguished and he's quite the insatiable pervert to say the least, he's not flawed, just very very very wrong.

I'd much rather have someone like him singing something like this to me XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ePkMoRHErA

Its "etiquette" and nope... that, i don't agree with sasukeDude ^^

You on the other hand my dear Bacat, you are a delicate rose that sways blissfully in the singing wind. Your beauty is only outranked by your courageous smile that lifts the spirits of the weak and powers the ever so luminous sun itself.

hahaha, your sexy body we haven't seen :P oh, but sometimes, wrong is oh so very right, sasukeDude... right for Tixy, hehe...

black: they think we are ordy ---- white: yea, they think wrong --- black: he was our friend, --- white: yea, ordy like Tobi and Tobi is a good kid ---- black:hmm, whatever, he did betray his village and rape girls to test his capacity ---white: yea, he is dead now, is he? look I found this http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=172438 --- black: throw it off it is not what we lookin for. ---white: yea, but it is a small object, hard to find ---- black: it is a mission, lets start searching.

so i added an extra T big freakin deal.

Ewww.... wierd taste in men much?? LMAO!! XD XD

A rose??? I hope to god I'm not a rose or I'm going to die relatively soon... and that would suck...

You know Zetsu-san It isn't hard to distinguish you from Ordy-san, what with you inarticulate pronunciation of the american language. Yes you are Ordy, and so are you.

mmm, he's only sexy when he's singing XD I know, I know, weird... but true...

Yep... thats not Ordy... Only Ordy would think he is Tobi..... wait!!! then that means!! Zetsu, is actually!!!!.......... Ordy!! (O_O)" lol ^^

Thank you bacat I never knew I appealed so much to you.^_^

Zetsu-san i need you to help me with a question and Zetsu-san i need you to help me with another question. Will you help me and will you help me?

hehe, im glad u agree and that that ur self Bacat.. ^^

Wha?? I said you appealed to me?? I'm so lost... and Zetsu-san... I'll let you eat me if you tell me whether or not you are Ordy XD

mmm, I only agreed because it's true... and you finally admitted that you were gay... :P

Alright... im tired... i need to sleep... get my mind cleared up!! too much chatter here lol.. be back later... Good Morning eveyone.... except for Ordy for whom its still like 6:30-8:30 at night ^^

Well you see There's this slut and it's getting kinda serious between us and plus well this is very embarrasing but......she wants to have the big S-E-X but yours truly has....um......has never done it before, I'm pretty timid about the whole sex thing so lend me a hand will you, give me a paic of advice.......

hehe, im not gay... unless of course u mean "happy", then tis true.. ^_^

Now Zetsu-san your question, I have multiple warts around my....um.......(privates) and I have no idea what tyo use to get them to go away so can you help me out here? i need help.

Can you help me Zetsu-sans?

black: speak!! --- white: yea, speak!!

Zetsu san screwing around again hmm?

black: did you finish your job ?---white: yea, how was the jinchuuriki??

YEAHHHHH... Deidara-kun... hooooo.... that's a dangerous game you play, whoever you may be.... because I'm a Kakashi fan first... and then a Deidara fan....

Just to let you know Zetsu san there's a penalty for those who try and defy the regulations of Akatsuki, you don't have time to screw around here..

And Just who might you be yeah?

Your rapist, hahahaha, yeah...

You got balls yeah. You want to rape me and yet you don't even know me hmm.. Zetsu san let's get outta here!

black: me don't like regulations ---white: yea, regulations are suck. ---- black: regulations are for those who lose their arm. ----white: yea, where is your arm??

AH, but Deidara-kun is smexy... but no... don't have those... guts, yes, balls no... which is probably the reason I would rape you... hahahaha... such kinky people, they like role playing! XD where's my satan-kun when I need him :P

--pulsing vain on forehead-- Better than having a flower for a body hmm.. And I don't talk to myself hmm.. Yeah you're a freak hmm..

Mmmhmmm... I'll get freaky with your hands/mouths XD hehehe

You best watch your mouth hmm.. I wouldn't want to have to rip it off your face yeah. Zetsu san for the last time!

My mouth or Zetsu's mouth??? Yeah??